be as ridiculous as you want
do it
Yeeeesss~!
Prepare to be insulted, writer.
I would be delighted to answer…
I’m going to spill everything you wanted to know about my idiotic Mun. S
I don’t have long.. The Mun is running around the TARDIS.
(Source: theblinddovahkiin, via shieldpublicrelations)
Apologies for the rogue Hawkguy that was discovered in the staff cafeteria this morning hanging from the ceiling. I’m afraid he is not dead, he was instead attempting to scare Mr Stark.
Virginia Potts, CEO
Mr Stark, you are not depressed.
Virginia Potts, CEO.
I need to update this letterhead to reflect my recent promotion.
I refuse to let you change it! I’m not giving you memo paper with Iron Patriot on it. Unless its says War Machine or Tony Starks BBFL i’m not having it made.
- Tony Stark, Sex God.
“Iron Patriot” didn’t even cross my mind!
Then what did? If it was the second one you’ve gone up in my estimations.
-Tony Stark, Sex God
Mr Stark, you are not depressed.
Virginia Potts, CEO.
I need to update this letterhead to reflect my recent promotion.
I refuse to let you change it! I’m not giving you memo paper with Iron Patriot on it. Unless its says War Machine or Tony Starks BBFL i’m not having it made.
- Tony Stark, Sex God.
Mr Stark, you are not depressed.
Virginia Potts, CEO.
I totally am…see…look no booze…
Tony Stark, His Royal Starkness and Overlord of All
Having no whiskey doesn’t give you permission to be depressed, Mr Stark.
-Virginia Potts, CEO
It gives me every right to be depressed…who drank it all??
Tony Stark, His Royal Starkness and Overlord of All
…..Me.
-Virginia Potts, CEO
Who said you could have all my whiskey!!
Tony Stark, His Royal Starkness and Overlord of All
JARVIS…
-Virginia Potts, CEO
Mr Stark, you are not depressed.
Virginia Potts, CEO.
I totally am…see…look no booze…
Tony Stark, His Royal Starkness and Overlord of All
Having no whiskey doesn’t give you permission to be depressed, Mr Stark.
-Virginia Potts, CEO
It gives me every right to be depressed…who drank it all??
Tony Stark, His Royal Starkness and Overlord of All
…..Me.
-Virginia Potts, CEO
Mr Stark, you are not depressed.
Virginia Potts, CEO.
I totally am…see…look no booze…
Tony Stark, His Royal Starkness and Overlord of All
Having no whiskey doesn’t give you permission to be depressed, Mr Stark.
-Virginia Potts, CEO
Mr Stark, you are not depressed.
Virginia Potts, CEO.
Whoever started the “Iron Patriot is way cooler’ fanclub, I don’t like you.
Tony Stark, His Royal Starkness and Overlord of All
But Rhodey needs more love in the fandom …
But they’ve started it within my company! And technically this is Ironmans Company! And i named him ‘War Machine’, and i was hoping my staff would have joined me in keeping the original branding and not letting AIM rename him!
Tony Stark, Overlord of all
MEMO #378
All SHIELD employees are reminded that they may not attempt to install Lojack on any of the Young Avengers or Avengers. Not even if it would help sometimes. This goes double for the Iron Man or War Machine armors.
In other words. Don’t touch my stuff!
-Tony Stark, Overlord of all.
