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scoobert0:

I’m disappointed that the fact that Pepper likes Backstreet Boys isn’t talked about more often. Tsk tsk fandom.

And if anyone’s wondering what happy’s music taste actually is…
ITS THIS. 
I don’t actually think that THIS is that bad compared to that.
Can you all please honestly tell us your opinions on this subject? Because its been causing quite a domestic here at SI this evening.
Virginia Potts & Harold Hogan
Stark Industries, New York HQ

I found more reasons why I’m right (x)
Happy Hogan

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scoobert0:

I’m disappointed that the fact that Pepper likes Backstreet Boys isn’t talked about more often. Tsk tsk fandom.

And if anyone’s wondering what happy’s music taste actually is…

ITS THIS. 

I don’t actually think that THIS is that bad compared to that.

Can you all please honestly tell us your opinions on this subject? Because its been causing quite a domestic here at SI this evening.

Virginia Potts & Harold Hogan

Stark Industries, New York HQ

I found more reasons why I’m right (x)

Happy Hogan

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scoobert0:

I’m disappointed that the fact that Pepper likes Backstreet Boys isn’t talked about more often. Tsk tsk fandom.

And if anyone’s wondering what happy’s music taste actually is…
ITS THIS. 
I don’t actually think that THIS is that bad compared to that.
Can you all please honestly tell us your opinions on this subject? Because its been causing quite a domestic here at SI this evening.
Virginia Potts & Harold Hogan
Stark Industries, New York HQ

scoobert0:

I’m disappointed that the fact that Pepper likes Backstreet Boys isn’t talked about more often. Tsk tsk fandom.

And if anyone’s wondering what happy’s music taste actually is…

ITS THIS. 

I don’t actually think that THIS is that bad compared to that.

Can you all please honestly tell us your opinions on this subject? Because its been causing quite a domestic here at SI this evening.

Virginia Potts & Harold Hogan

Stark Industries, New York HQ

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shieldscience:

Stark Industries Internal Affairs: loki-thesilvertongue answered: Oh, I’m sure they will arrive safely….

starkinternalaffairs:

loki-thesilvertongue answered: Oh, I’m sure they will arrive safely. Whether they stay that way once they are in my general…

We don’t use DVRs for surveillance cameras as you hack them! Our labs are designed be secure from your shenanigans.

Well. That’s clearly working out well for you. I’m obviously in no way capable of getting into your records. It in no way encourages me to come visit you and hack you the hard way.

Tony Stark, Likes your stuff.

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Stark Industries Internal Affairs: loki-thesilvertongue answered: Oh, I’m sure they will arrive safely….

starkinternalaffairs:

loki-thesilvertongue answered: Oh, I’m sure they will arrive safely. Whether they stay that way once they are in my general vicinity… I make no promises.

Well, What more can i ask from the god of mischief? If you’ve got any good ideas as to where you can leave them just to scare…

When you stop stealing gunpowder and conducting drunk science in the kitchen with said gunpowder. Also when you stop shoving bacon cheeseburgers in our VCRs will we be “science bros”

Did I i do that? I can’t remember doing it, and you shouldn’t have such old technology anyway SHIELD. Have you never heard of a DVD player? It uses DVDS. And they work much better.

Bros don’t let Bros suffer under inferior technology!

Tony Stark, ultimate bro.

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 shieldhumanresourcesdept said: Come and take my winnings from me, Ferrous Bueller, you welching weasel. I sent you that paperwork last week, someone SIGNED for it. You they added a personalized and inappropriate message for the delivery woman, so they mightn’t have realized…

I’ve never seen that film.. but Peppers laughing? I don’t understand. Was that me? I don’t remember signing anything! I never leave rude comments on paper, i say them aloud so that each one is personal to the woman i have offered it to, maybe you remember the one i gave to you Agent Hill?

About those beautiful legs and that ass and how lovely you look in spandex?

And as i remember….

It worked.

Tony Stark, Need i say more?

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loki-thesilvertongue answered: Oh, I’m sure they will arrive safely. Whether they stay that way once they are in my general vicinity… I make no promises.

Well, What more can i ask from the god of mischief? If you’ve got any good ideas as to where you can leave them just to scare the SHIELD staff then please indulge yourself (Look Pepper, long words, totally didn’t ask JARVIS)

Thanks for the help Loki.

Tony Stark, Has useful friends in sky-high places.

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These would be great for flamabillity testing.

Aww. Now that’s just disrespectful! I just gifted you a cardboard copy of my beautiful face and all you want to do is set it on fire? Thats mean.

And i thought you where a scientist too? Whatever happened to Science-broship!

Tony Stark, Has a much better Science bro than you!

shieldhumanresourcesdept answered: … why are there cardboard you two in my office staring at me like I owe you something?

Well. You could give me back the money you ‘stole’ from me in that poker game, and Peps shoes. And her paperwork, I think it’s her that’s giving you the long looks. Apparently SHIELD forgot to give her back her Paperwork even though she’d told you guys she needed it back or something?

Tony Stark, Totally didn’t get his ass kicked by a woman. Again.

daubu answered: I found a Cardboard Potts behind my desk when I came in this morning. Looking very disapproving cause I was 4 minutes late.

You sure that wasn’t actually her…? She does have a habit of appearing behind some of our employees when they do things wrong to scare them stupid.

She does it to me too, but at least she doesn’t have the keys to your bedroom so she can pull back the sheets and look at you like that. Its seriously creepy.

Tony Stark, Totally not afraid of the CEO

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